Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Horny...

Had a "horny" incident this morning...

Was on my way to work this morning. Thoought its going to be just another normal day. But no... today was extra normal.

Straight 4 lane road, me on the left lane and mongrel driving an altis on the right. Mongrel was about 10 metres in front of me, and traffic was pretty clear. Road led to an underpass with turn off on the left. Mongrel started to slowed down as we approach the underpass/turn off. Instinctively, I slowed down expecting the altis to cut left to get on the turn off road. Mongrel started to move into my lane (without using the turn signal - normal lah...), then suddenly swerves back into his lane.

Hmmm... ok, mongrel must have mistaken the turn off. So, I started accelerating again.

Then, the light bulb in mongrel's pea brain must have lit and went "duh... it is my turn off lah... duh..." and proceeded to swerve across my lane into the turn off. At that point in time, I was right behind his car, still accelerating.

*Oh shit*

Release throttle, squeeze front brakes, tap rear brake, depressed horn... all at the same time.

My left thumb was on the horn for quite a while. Quite a long while...

Stupid mongrel. Should be shot to prevent him from reproducing more mongrel drivers like him...

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